Written In The Stars

vaspim:

imagine having someone who only wanted you and didn’t flirt with anyone else and didn’t make you uncertain whether they liked you or not

(Source: elzhhs, via hitlerthetimidbutterfly)

bmoburns:

preteenager:

HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING

HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING

(via sometimelow)

• white dad in any movie: but son, you're throwing away your DREAM
• white son in any movie: no dad, I'm throwing away ~yours~

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

maybe the sun doesn’t want to be called “hot”. maybe it wants to be called “beautiful”. think before you speak

(via url-coming-soon)

”where do you wanna go to dinner?”

”i don’t care”

”ok”

(Source: mrschriskendall, via sarahjessicapenis)

tupacabra:

one time i looked at something that had glitter on it and it got on my hands somehow

(via jesuschristvevo)

scootyshabooty:

I just sit here sometimes like

wow

sexism is still a thing

the fact that sexism was ever a thing

it just

it’s beyond me

a woman pushes you out of her fucking BODY

and you grow up to be like ‘ahahaha women r stupid and weak’

i don’t get how that happens

(Source: mortalsiamdreaming, via url-coming-soon)

damnablepencil:

krabwatch:

m4ngos:

krabwatch:

i like the fact that i live in a world where people of any sex/gender can say ‘suck my dick’ and no one questions it 

why did you put sex/gender. it means the same exact thing.

ding-dong you are wrong 

(via buttercup-everdeen)

vinoxe:

vinoxe:

werescott:

vinoxe:

popcorn

i need popcorn

For you

omg thanks

WAIT

(via laughed-so-hard-i-got-cramps)

• police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!
• me: not with that attitude