thepoundcakeofthebakervilles:

    #can you imagine them going up to the counter and ordering #Tony ordered first #he picked the item with the coolest sounding name #Thor ordered whatever had the biggest portions #Steve ordered whatever was least expensive because he knew he was gonna just sit and stare at it the whole time #Nat’s had shawarma before so she knows what she likes #and I guarantee she ordered for Clint because he was taking too long to decide #that and she knows his tastes anyway #(she’ll ask him later what he thought and he’ll say it was ”alright” when really he loved it) #Bruce is the only one who ordered like a normal person
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thepoundcakeofthebakervilles:

    #can you imagine them going up to the counter and ordering #Tony ordered first #he picked the item with the coolest sounding name #Thor ordered whatever had the biggest portions #Steve ordered whatever was least expensive because he knew he was gonna just sit and stare at it the whole time #Nat’s had shawarma before so she knows what she likes #and I guarantee she ordered for Clint because he was taking too long to decide #that and she knows his tastes anyway #(she’ll ask him later what he thought and he’ll say it was ”alright” when really he loved it) #Bruce is the only one who ordered like a normal person
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thepoundcakeofthebakervilles:

    #can you imagine them going up to the counter and ordering #Tony ordered first #he picked the item with the coolest sounding name #Thor ordered whatever had the biggest portions #Steve ordered whatever was least expensive because he knew he was gonna just sit and stare at it the whole time #Nat’s had shawarma before so she knows what she likes #and I guarantee she ordered for Clint because he was taking too long to decide #that and she knows his tastes anyway #(she’ll ask him later what he thought and he’ll say it was ”alright” when really he loved it) #Bruce is the only one who ordered like a normal person
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thepoundcakeofthebakervilles:

sassking-trevor:

cassbones:

lesbe-nerdy:

chanellecassidy:

saber-chan:

My parents aren’t home

You know what that means

*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*

this is too accurate 

*parents close the door*, *emerges slowly from room like an easily startled deer*

*Parents come home* *scurries back to room like frightened squirrel*

Y’all think this is a joke but it’s 100% accurate