macintush:

"It’s pronounced like jif"

Yeah well I don’t gif a fuck

(via amor-yllis)

colossalbeltloop:

This is the closest Disney will ever get to a certain joke.

(via spockward)

There are so many fruits you haven’t tasted

so many beautiful songs you have not discovered

spices you’ve never heard of 

and intriguing conversations you haven’t had 

there are oceans you have not felt 

and plants you’ve never seen

books you’ve never read

and souls your heart has not touched

this Earth is incredible.

(Source: barefootawareness, via trisproir)

kushangel:

i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again

(via hate)

iguanamouth:

ugh i want to get really uncomfortably rich and then just. go around and anonymously donate huge amounts of money to people for things like HEY youre trying to move away from your abusive parents?? BAM 10 thousand mystery dollars oh whats that your dog needs surgery?? BAM paid for hey you cant afford to go to that con with your friends?? BAM better get your cosplay ready you fucking nerd

(via dumbpost)

forg3ttingmonster:

train-deer:

alphatimelinebetakid:

umblaireon:

bryanq117:

m0shcore:

sirshon:

madstick:

thearcticmuser:

IT’S BACK OH MY GOD

I’M FUCKING CRYING

THE FUCKING TAMBOURINE ONE THOUGH

We should make a band

THIS IA AMAZING

Guys look it’s The Strokes

I bet their music is orgasmic 

Why am I laughing

(Source: nocoffeeplease, via buttsexpert)

lameborghini:

getting caught taking selfies in public changes u as a person

(via hate)

ifwemetupatmidnight:

every time I find a youtube video with comments disabled I wonder what kind of shit went down

(via hate)

A Latino goes to buy a soda for 75 cents, he puts in 65

dreazil:

The machine reads “dime,” so he gets closer & whispers “quiero pepsi.”

(via sadgeiko)

vein13:

serenading-the-unicorn:

gymleaderkarkat:

What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

it got better

(Source: four-big-idiots, via misterdoctorprofessornick)

thisisbodypos:

all boobs are good boobs

all stomachs are good stomachs

all thighs are good thighs 

all bodies are good bodies

yes yours, too, and don’t you forget it

(via madisenrose-xo)

burghers:

*prolonged sigh* i shouldve posted that when more people were online

(via hate)

"women don’t want headaches or heart breaks, they want affection and orgasms."