Written In The Stars

kieraism:

when life gives you lemons.. squish out all the lemon juice and put it in a spray bottle and spray it into the eyes of people you hate

(via i-was-pooping-when-i)

sodamnrelatable:

via sodamnrelatable

(Source: adevil4me)

uniquegrl92:

robotronic94:

(Source: obsessedwithtv, via hawkeyeisahotguy)

if you put your ear on the inner thigh of a complete stranger on the bus you can actually hear them say “what the fuck are you doing”

(Source: unsinkablelove, via g-iggle)

lolsofunny:

I’m just like,

(Source: whatshouldwecallme)

and you’re like:

(Source: unrealendings, via britfagbrocklehurst)